Zero to Rally
Three hours, 6:1 player-to-coach ratio, loaner paddles included. Serve, return, dink, score, and a real game by the end.
- Never played through 2.5
- $40 per player
Seasons that actually run on schedule. Draws that finish when they say they will. Divisions where the matches are close because we did the work on skill banding first.
Leagues
Our leagues run 8 to 10 weeks on a fixed night, at a fixed venue, with a schedule you get before week one. You know who you play, when you play, and what court you're on.
We band divisions tightly — a 3.5 league where half the field plays at 4.2 is nobody's idea of fun. New players are rated through a short assessment or their existing DUPR, and we move people mid-season if a division is clearly wrong for them.
Doors at 6:15. Warm-up courts open. First serve at 6:30, three matches per team, scores in as you finish, and standings on the site before most people are home. Playoffs on the final week, medals for the top three in each division.
Tournaments
A tournament lives or dies on its schedule. We publish start times by division, seed off submitted ratings and past results, and staff enough courts that a delay in one bracket doesn't cascade into the rest of the day.
Medal matches get certified referees. Every division gets gold, silver, and bronze. Live scoring means the people who came to watch can actually follow along, and the full results are on this site the same evening.
Clinics & lessons
Half the region has been meaning to try this for a year. Our clinics take somebody who has never held a paddle and get them into real games in a single morning — then hand them a league to join.
Three hours, 6:1 player-to-coach ratio, loaner paddles included. Serve, return, dink, score, and a real game by the end.
The plateau clinic. Third-shot drop, resetting under pressure, and when to speed a ball up instead of hoping.
You bring two to six people, we bring a coach and a court. Useful before a tournament, or for a team that wants to stop losing to accounting.
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Questions
Yes. Every season has a rotating-ladder division built for exactly this, and we also place free agents onto teams that need a body. Tell us on the registration form and we'll sort it out.
We use your DUPR if you have one. If you don't, we use a short self-assessment plus a look at how your first two weeks go. If a division is clearly wrong for you, we move you — that's better for you and for everyone you're playing.
Winter and shoulder seasons run indoors, so most of our calendar is weather-proof. For outdoor events we hold a rain date on the schedule from day one and decide by 7 AM that morning.
Full refund any time before registration closes. After that, we'll credit you toward a future event if you can't play. If we cancel, you always get your money back in full.
Balls always. Loaner paddles at clinics, corporate events, and community events. For leagues and tournaments most players bring their own, but we keep spares at the desk.
Let's play
Tell us who's playing, roughly when, and how many. We'll come back with a plan, a venue, and a price — usually within one business day.